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| − | == | + | == Bio == |
| − | Jonathan Dorf is | + | Jonathan Dorf is a sad lonely man who is addicted to animal porn. |
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| + | Every morning, he wakes up and looks at his naked body in the mirror, and while tears run down his cheeks he scream 'why' loud enough to wake up the neighbors. | ||
| − | + | After his daily 'wanting to be a woman' phase passes, he gets on his computer and looks at some animal porn before starting the rest of the day. | |
| − | + | Here is a typical day in the life of Jonathan Dorf in 15 easy steps: | |
| − | + | First thing on his list is to look at some animal porn. | |
| − | The | + | Secondly, he makes some breakfast. |
| + | Thirdly, he makes his bed and gets dressed. | ||
| + | Fourth, he looks at more animal porn. | ||
| + | Fifth, he continues looking at animal porn. | ||
| + | Sixth, he goes outside and follows people (usually young males)around for a couple hours, just for fun. | ||
| + | Seventh, he chooses one of the people he's been following as his "target", which he follows home and rapes, just for fun. | ||
| + | Eighth, he goes back home and looks at some more animal porn. | ||
| + | Ninth, watches his favorite movie "I Heart Animal Porn" starring him. | ||
| + | Tenth, after watching himself being rapped by a horse, he pops in little mermaid and begins masturbating to that as well. | ||
| + | Eleventh, next comes The Lion King. | ||
| + | Twelfth, Aladdin (sing-along version). | ||
| + | Thirteenth, one last animal porn viewing before it's time for bed. | ||
| + | Fourteenth, Brushes his teeth, | ||
| + | Fifteenth, goes to bed, where he will no doubt dream of the animal porn he will look at tomorrow. | ||
== SLT Productions == | == SLT Productions == | ||
Revision as of 10:41, 1 December 2007
Contents
Bio
Jonathan Dorf is a sad lonely man who is addicted to animal porn.
Every morning, he wakes up and looks at his naked body in the mirror, and while tears run down his cheeks he scream 'why' loud enough to wake up the neighbors.
After his daily 'wanting to be a woman' phase passes, he gets on his computer and looks at some animal porn before starting the rest of the day.
Here is a typical day in the life of Jonathan Dorf in 15 easy steps:
First thing on his list is to look at some animal porn. Secondly, he makes some breakfast. Thirdly, he makes his bed and gets dressed. Fourth, he looks at more animal porn. Fifth, he continues looking at animal porn. Sixth, he goes outside and follows people (usually young males)around for a couple hours, just for fun. Seventh, he chooses one of the people he's been following as his "target", which he follows home and rapes, just for fun. Eighth, he goes back home and looks at some more animal porn. Ninth, watches his favorite movie "I Heart Animal Porn" starring him. Tenth, after watching himself being rapped by a horse, he pops in little mermaid and begins masturbating to that as well. Eleventh, next comes The Lion King. Twelfth, Aladdin (sing-along version). Thirteenth, one last animal porn viewing before it's time for bed. Fourteenth, Brushes his teeth, Fifteenth, goes to bed, where he will no doubt dream of the animal porn he will look at tomorrow.
SLT Productions
Movies that he's been in
- I Heart Animal Porn (written and directed by Jon Dorf himself)
